2005-07-01 - 9:25 a.m.
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>George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, had been seeing each other for 2 years when they decided that life was too short and they might as well be together for the rest of their lives.
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>Excited about their decision to become newlyweds, they went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and what plans needed to be made. Along their way they found themselves in front of a drugstore.
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>George said to his bride-to-be, "Let's go in. I have an idea."
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>They walked to the rear of the store and addressed the man behind the counter:
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>"Are you the owner?" asked George.
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>The pharmacist answered, "Yes sir, I am. How can I help you?"
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>George: "Do you sell heart medications?"
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>Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
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>George: "How about support hose for circulation?"
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>Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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>George: "What about medications for rheumatism, osteoporosis and arthritis?"
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>Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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>George: "How about waterproof furniture pads and Depends?"
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>Pharmacist: "Yes sir."
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>George: "Hearing aids, denture supplies & reading glasses?"
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>Pharmacist: "Yes."
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>George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol, Preparation-H and ExLax?"
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>Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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>George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers & canes?"
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>Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"
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>George smiled, glanced shyly at Edith and replied to the pharmacist, "We've decided to get married and we'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry.
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